The funny thoughts that get me through…

I’ve picked up a couple new vocabulary words.

  • Baby-Fu: The prehistoric parental art of getting the baby to sleep. At all. Ever.
  • Toddler-Fu: The prehistoric parental art of removing harm from the toddler’s path or, failing that, altering the toddler’s trajectory with a minimum of tears.

I expect my vocabulary to continue expanding as the years go by.

One thought on “The funny thoughts that get me through…

  1. Good to know. Is Baby-judo the art of redirecting the inexorable crawl towards something dangerous (that wall socket, Fluffly the Cat, etc)?

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